(Source: vandelay)


Reasons I’m Ignoring you:

1. You’re annoying.

2. You suck at texting.

3. You suck at life.

4. Your last message was (K.)

5. I’d rather watch paint dry.



have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love


the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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